Someone here was wondering who that extra person might be!
...and a short while later, I found this bizarre combination of sleeping arrangements being offered for honeymoon packages. Marriage aint what it used to be!

A quart of cynical dark thoughts shaken (but not stirred) with a pound of flesh, meats and bones, served with scant regard for your taste.
Someone here was wondering who that extra person might be!
...and a short while later, I found this bizarre combination of sleeping arrangements being offered for honeymoon packages. Marriage aint what it used to be!

I have lost the humor in life. The fun I used to have writing those things all around the web (which some people even used to find funny!) and laughing at them myself (arguably more than the other readers).
I have got to find it soon.