Super Heroes who never made it to the comic book

...and that is a gigantic loss to human kind [and the inhuman kind like me]

10) She-Man: The all powerful character who could never quite relate to sexuality.

9) Lozenze-Boy and Toffee-Brat: Their legendary struggle with their nemeses, Flosser and Brushtapopulous ended in parents hating them.

8) Stripteaster: Died prematurely after catching death of a cold.

7) Makar-an-dada: Was sued by DC comics for 2 Dollars and 20 cents for plagiarism. Apparently that was all that original Spiderman was worth.

6) Yeo-Man: An alterego of a rapper called Baba Sehgal. The Baba became such a comic character, Yeo-Man lost out in the process.

5) Sourav Ganguly: All bongs thought he was a superhero. Didnt look good wearing his underwear outside the pants (which is a prerequisite for this role)

4) Wander Woman: She didnt quite know whether she was coming or going. Unfortunately opened the wrong door of an airplane while going to the loo. Her remains had to be scraped off the sidewalk with soap and acid water.

3) Ching Ching Choo: The first Chinese superwomen. About 33,000 were produced in 3 months. Unfortunately all malfunctioned within a year of operation and had to be recalled. They have now been imported to Pakistan, where she is known as Khalili.

2) Sal-Man: Considered the 'Hulk of the East', he too tore open his shirt at the flimsiest pretext. His cunning foe took the shape of a Deer and that was the last we heard of Sal-Man.

1) Me: An ET and a superhero? The publisher said they have heard the story before. Damn!!